Garbage Disposal

"Stick your head down there, tell me if you see anything."

The Campfire

Remember, only you can prevent global catastrophes!

Homework

I find these distractions to be quite distracting when it comes to completing, if not doing my homework.

Also, being the world's handsomest strongman has filled my schedule with galas and floozies.

Billy

I may even be eligible for the Nobel Peace Prize in Awesomeness!

Kidney Trouble

It is my personal belief that we should have more public awareness programs that teaches children about the dangers of joining roving gangs of giant kidneys.

Emission Testing

Now before you think I have completely lost my mind and made this up, it is important to note that this is in fact true, which means there is a possibility of people in this world crazier than I...or they're just Earth conscious, who knows... 

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"People can have the Model P in any color--so long as it's pink."

Felis Catus

Also the dead mice he would put in my bed were a nice touch at first, but they're beginning to pile up.