The Food Pyramid is so 1992

It has recently come to my attention that the food pyramid no longer exists, this is unfortunate since I started to project like two weeks ago and it is now horribly outdated due to this unfortunate turn of events.  Since this is apparently to work of Michelle Obama I will be canceling my hot date with her tonight due to the fact that posting this now makes me run the risk of looking like a fool, if you are reading this Michelle please don't call here tonight, I will not answer.

Anyway....the whole point of this comic was to show you all how I remember perceiving the food pyramid as a kid, and how I now follow the rules of the food pyramid.  Since I do not want to take the time to redo this comic in the form of a plate, or food trough, or whatever the hell it is now (I can't keep track of all the world's current events) please do not hold it against me that I plan to still post a now obsolete comic.  Without further adieu, the comic you've all been waiting for!

I'm also fairly positive the real food pyramid used the word, "dammit" a whole lot more.

Also the internet has just informed me I've been spelling the word dammit wrong my whole life, please don't hold the spelling errors in the comic you just read against me...

dammit....